29 5 / 2012
LMFAO
oh yeah i was just thinking “i need some random ass dude to tell me how i should present myself because i can’t do anything until i know how a dude feels about it.”
wait. no i fucking wasn’t.
“You don’t need makeup and nice clothes,” says the little boy who photoshopped himself, washed out his skin, and gave himself the most Aryan blue eyes known to man. Okay.
Space would kill you.
BWAHAHAHAHA.
Have you noticed how guys who are all “Oh you don’t need makeup, natural beauty, going makeup-less makes you look confident, blah blah blah” are the first ones to recoil at the sight of a pimple or cellulite (or body hair or fat or crooked teeth or shabby clothes etc).
Why yes, I have noticed that.
So what they mean to say is “Girls with a perfect complexion, you don’t need makeup! But the rest of you ugly hags do. Cover that shit up and don’t forget to shave your underarms!”
They also tend to ignore those with less then perfect skin and go for only those who are either perfect or are wearing “natural” makeup that makes it look like they have great skin.
^ It’s actually even worse than that
“I like my girl natural, but you have to be naturally FLAWLESS. And yes, you HAVE TO. It doesn’t matter if you wear make-up because you like it/it’s fun/it’s a form of expression/etc, YOU HAVE TO LOOK THE WAY I WANT YOU TO, PLEASE ME. But hey, just keep in mind, if you’re ugly as fuck without make-up, don’t even dream of a guy looking at you, okay? Okay.”
Also, who cares if a girl wears make-up because she actually IS insecure? If make-up helps a woman feel better about herself then she’s in her full right to go out made-up like a clown if she wants to. Here the ones to blame aren’t the insecure girls who get their faces caked with make-up just hoping that someone will look at them without a grossed out face, THE ONES TO BLAME ARE PATRIARCHY AND THIS SHITTY ASS SOCIETY.
AMEN BROTHERS AND SISTAS!!!! Gentlemen, I know some of you just want to make your girl feel good about herself by telling her she doesn’t need makeup. Many of you have good intentions. But here’s the thing, she’d feel a lot better about herself if you said something like, “I like what you did with your eyes today” or “That’s a pretty color on your lips.” No, she’s not going to think you sound “gay” or like a “fag.” (And if she does say that, you need to reconsider your relationship.) If you simply compliment her makeup (it doesn’t have to be detailed or anything), she’ll take you and your compliments more seriously and gain stronger feelings for you. Telling a girl who wears makeup stuff like, “Wipe off that shit you caked on your face already” is such a turn off. Best to embrace who she is and what she does, not how you think she should look like.
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29 5 / 2012
This is my friend Pierce Crowley. He went missing on friday May 25th near the white plains train station in new york. On twitter we are trying to make him a trending topic. I would really appreciate it if you could take 2 seconds out of your time to reblog this. We will find out Pierce if its the last thing we do <3. #FindPierce
DO NOT KEEP SCROLLING PAST THIS PHOTO. IF YOU SEE THIS PICTURE PLEASE REBLOG IT BECAUSE IT IS SO IMPORTANT FOR HIM TO BE FOUND. HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY MISS HIM AND NEED HIM HOME. IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM PLEASE MESSAGE ME OR CALL THE POLICE OR ANYTHING. WE NEED TO FIND HIM. #FindPierce
He goes to my school o_o Spread the word.
please try and help find this boy guys
I know I’ve posted before that my neighbor is currently missing. Please, I’m not going to call you a heartless demon or whatever if you don’t reblog, but please do. It’s painful when someone you know disappears. It’s painful, not knowing where they are, or if they’re okay or if something terrible has happened to them. It surrounds you 24/7, the fear, the pain, the anxiety. The only thing that I feel I can do to help my neighbor is to help others like her. So please, please, reblog this picture, or any picture of someone who’s missing. It may not feel like you are doing much, but it’s better than doing nothing.
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27 5 / 2012
Probably their cheekbones.
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27 5 / 2012
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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